At uni, wine counts as a food group.
1. How on earth do I find my way around campus?
2. Seriously though this place is like a maze.
3. More importantly, where is the uni bar?
4. An 8am lecture? Is that even allowed?
5. Fuck this.
6. I'm just going to skip out on buying textbooks mainly so I can still eat this week.
7. I'm sure the info is online anyway.
8. I thought the point of uni was that you were an adult and didn't have to get picked on in class anymore.
9. I actually have no idea what this lecturer is talking about.
10. Pretty sure I didn't sign up for a degree in psycho-babble bullshit.
11. Literally asleep with my eyes open.
12. This mature age student is absolutely loving it.
13. Nerd.
TNT
14. What's the minimum number of classes I can go to without failing?
15. Don't even care what anyone thinks but I'm wearing my pyjamas to class today.
16. Oh no, there's someone I went to high school with, must avoid.
17. Essay is due at 5pm... I can probably just start writing it at about midday.
18. I'm really regretting drinking all that goon last night.
19. What will actually happen if I don't eat any fresh vegetables this week?
20. What kind of loser sits in the front row of a lecture theatre?
21. Oh shit I forgot to make my timetable when it first became available and now I have all the worst class times.
22. No bitch, don't tell me I can't bring a coffee into the library, I need this.
23. Can I just miss the first week please I hate doing all the 'getting to know you' bullshit.
24. I don't see why they can't just record the lectures and put them online.
25. Readings are for chumps.
26. Wtf am I even going to do with this degree?
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