Let it grow. It’s free, it’s insane, and we played it so you don’t have to.
It's called Anna Giving Birth, and it's an unlicensed game where Anna from Frozen is pregnant — and it's up to you to deliver her child.
Yeah.
Anna Giving Birth / Via Developer: Oleg Vinogorodov
The first thing you see in the game is this distorted psychedelic parrot.
In lieu of a title card or developer credits you get this stretched-out Lisa Frank-esque macaw on a field of not-quite Circus Peanut orange.
Anna Giving Birth / Via Developer: Oleg Vinogorodov
We then cut to a scrapbook montage of Anna and Kristoff's courtship, wedding, and implicit sexual union. In the final slide Anna is positively glowing in the final months of her pregnancy.
Literally glowing, because everything in this game is literally glowing. Oddly seductive, public-domain, smooth jazz is playing under this scene and continues to loop through the entire game.
Anna Giving Birth / Via Developer: Oleg Vinogorodov
Then the game begins. A very pregnant Anna lies before you, stomach exposed. A bouncing cursor indicates toward the "Foetus ECG Monitor."
Like newborns ourselves, we are thrust into a world where childbirth in a pre-industrial Nordic feudal state is reliant upon both technology and magic.
Anna Giving Birth / Via Developer: Oleg Vinogorodov
via on BuzzFeed
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