BuzzFeed : The Definitive Ranking Of Cookies, According To Santa




If I see another goddamn oatmeal raisin I swear to god I’ll scream.


Oatmeal Raisin


Oatmeal Raisin


Don't mash up a dang granola bar into a circle and call it a cookie. I'm Santa Claus. I want sugar!


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Fortune


Fortune


I already know my fortune, AND yours. Not necessary and not tasty.


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E.L.Fudge Double Stuffed


E.L.Fudge Double Stuffed


You are not the first person to think of this and it's not as funny as you think.


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Russian Tea Cake


Russian Tea Cake


NO THANKS, GRANDMA


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