“THE OIL IS COLD. I REPEAT, THIS OIL IS COLD.”
1. Everything in this lobby is so shiny and pretty.
2. I imagine all the people who come here are also shiny and pretty. 💁
3. I'll just read this glossy magazine and act like I totally come here all the time.
4. Sure are a lot of bottles for sale around here. Wonder if the facials here hurt.
5. Wait, are facials supposed to hurt?
6. WHY ARE MAGAZINES 80% ADVERTISEMENTS? NO ONE IS BUYING ANYTHING IN HERE, I GUARANTEE IT.
7. Great, I got here so early that I worked myself into a magazine-rage and now I need a massage even more.
8. Just sit quietly until your ~masseuse~ comes out here.
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9. Oh, wait, did they call my name? Crap. I guess I gotta be ready to relax RIGHT NOW.
10. OH NO MY MASSEUSE IS A GUY?! GREAT.
11. THE AWKWARD LEVELS HAVE NOW SHOT THROUGH THE ROOF EVEN MORE.
12. I mean, I guess it would've been awkward no matter what. So.
13. 😁
14. This room is nice, though. I like the smell of that candle, something like "River Mist."
15. At least I don't have to get undressed in front of anyone.
16. HERE GOES NOTHING.
17. 👚👖⤵️
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